Noble Gfx

Yep, that’s right. I said it. Toaster Strudels are gross little wanna-be jelly filled doughnuts. I guess whoever invented them wanted to make a person’s morning life hell. I’m not exagerating.

•  They crumble too fucking easily
• The crumbs make a big mess
• The whole thing tastes like wax paper wrapped around one week old jelly.

Told ya I wasn’t exaggerating. I mean, check out all of the irrelevant images on a google search.

That’s right. What the hell is this doing  in the second most relevant image on google? Meh, I hate people who think Toaster Strudels are better than Pop Tarts. Actually, both of them taste like garbage.

“I would just like to point out a defect in the packaging of your Toaster Strudel products. Your icing packs are all attached together with perforation between them, presumably so that they can be separated as needed. Unfortunately, the perforation rarely works as it’s supposed to. Even if I take great care in ripping along the perforated seam, it inevitably ends up coming apart crooked so that the icing pouch is punctured, leaving icing dripping out the sides. At that point, I’m left to spread it on with a knife or, alternately, forego the perforation altogether and use scissors to cleanly snip the packets apart. This doesn’t detract from the taste of your product, of course, but I do find it inconvenient.

I’ve eaten Toaster Strudels for years, and although the perforation was always a rather delicate thing, I’ve noticed that lately, it’s much worse. It’s not any one package either, but rather, a problem I’ve come across with every package I’ve bought in recent months.

I would suggest making the packets easier to separate/tear apart. I suppose the icing packets could be included in each box individually, but I suppose that’s not very feasible from a speedy production standpoint.”

Hmm…I wonder why? Because whoever thought of this useless food was smart munched on Pop-Tarts while writing the recipe for this little rectangle of grossness.

One word describes this game: addicting. I bought my Playstation 3 yesterday, and I didn’t stop playing it for about a day and a half. Of course, before you buy it, you should know that it’s not for your seven year old son, and it’s advisable that you should get a microphone/headset. Also get a broadband connection before even trying to go to Gamestop.

Well, my dad and I were very excited, because we recently bought our new 80 gig PS3, and totally rocks! The difference between the 40 abd 80, other than size, of course is that you can play your old ps2 games on it. We thought, what the hell, we can spend the extra hundred, so we did. We waltzed right into Gamestop and told the gamer geeks to rate Warhawk on a scale of one to ten. They said it was about a 9.7, the .3 due to a lack of back story and such. I bought a used copy of it, of course it lacked a game manual…

And behold! I spotted the Gamer’s Godsend:

Like it says, multiplayer only. I think this will be the new, better Counterstrike.

It practically gives a gamer all the freedom he wants. The way you want to blow up stuff, sniper, by plane, chopper, etc.

My favorite way of blowing things up: Rocket Launcher

- It’s the easiest way to bring down a Warhawk.

What I gave you today was just a brief glimpse of how expansive and inviting the Warhawk World is. I sure hope you googlit up and finally buy it.

My final rating: 9.5

Ever since the year 2005, it seems like every freaking website I visit has undergone some “beta” or “web 2.0″ changes. Seemed cool at first, I could point out a few sites right off the bat, but it’s getting kind of annoying. I’m not really hyped up about Web2.0, but I think it’s cool. My site is an example of web2.0. And it’s also powered proudly powered by Wordpress. Now what, fooz.

The signs of a web 2.0 site:

1. Has “Beta” somewhere
2. Has Horizontal Lines somewhere
3. Has Gloss
4. uses Arial rounded font on Banner
5. uses the colors purple, yellow, royal blue and crimson as main site colors. Those are definitely indicators of web 2.0.